HERB, HERB, HERB: HERB IS THE WORD
OH MY GOD IS HE TALKING ABOUT MARIJUANA? WEED? POT? GANJA? THAT MARY JANE GIRL?
Um, yes, actually I am. I’m only discussing it because it’s been such a hot debate that it’s literally smoking (pun intended). 14 states in the union have legalized medical marijuana. Maybe they see a good reason to legalize a drug that could reap in a few billion dollars of revenue for the government each year.
Regarding that, I thought I’d help out some of those states out with some slogans they could use in case they ever decide (or get forced) to legalize Ms. Mary Jane.
“Ever been to the desert….on weed?”
“Wake up to a friendly joint and a glass of Florida orange juice!”
“Toke up freely deep in the heart of Texas.”
“We’ve got wine and cheese and now weed and cheese.”
“Growing blue weed on blue hills.”
“Legalizing weed down in the bayou.”
“Now you can smoke a bowl with Elvis!”
“Never in a million years.”
April 29, 2009 at 6:44 pm
“Ever been to the desert….on weed?”
haha funny
April 29, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Couldn’t leave out the Half-Baked line there…Thanx 4 the comment
June 29, 2010 at 8:22 am
Hahaha, these are hilarious. especially your one for Utah. Those Mormons could use a toke to loosen up. http://stonerdiary.wordpress.com